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Get To Know Your Woman
I will start this whole thing by clearing the way with the women. Ladies, this is absolutely not intended as a way of making fun of you.
It may look like it, but it's not. It is strictly for educating men on how to know what you are trying to tell them.
The more they can understand you, the better chance you have of them doing what you want. End result: you get what you want, you're happy and things stay peaceful.
When us guys are doing all the wrong things, it can make for an unpleasant day. Even worse is when he's trying to figure out what makes you tick.
So here we go guys. Let me start the teaching. Listen to what she's saying, then do the translation.
Translation of women's phrases:
- We need. = I want.
- It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious because I already explained it to you.
- Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later.
- This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
- I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you jackass.
- I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
- We have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
- Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Source: Radio Online
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