I hate getting gas. It's one of those mundane and not difficult or long chores that have to be done, but I don't want to take the time to do it. But some people make it even harder on themselves.
Most of us have heard through the years how to figure out how old your dog is in human years. As I recall, it's something like 7 human years for every dog year. So Fido there, if he's 10, well he'd be 70 in human years. In other words, he's walking around with some age on his dog bones after being on the planet for a decade...