Woman Jogging Keeps Pooping on Man’s House
A man in New Mexico is not happy about a woman who keeps jogging by and dropping a deuce next to his house.
He contacted the local TV station about it because he didn't think the cops would do anything about it. The TV station did the story as seriously as they could but the man, who didn't want to be identified, is far too funny in his interview to take it completely serious.
His best lines in the video: "This is malicious fecal distribution" and "I wanna hose her down and say bad human!"
I don't mean to make fun of the guy. If it was my house I would not be happy. But I wouldn't have called it "malicious fecal distribution" either.