Britain’s Vainest Man Will Make You Proud to Be an American
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You would think with all the bad teeth jokes that have been made over the years, people in Britain wouldn’t feel too confident about their looks.
But Matt Dunford, 29, isn’t just any old Red Coat. No, he’s the greatest thing since fish ‘n chips.
Dunford, dubbed Britain’s vainest man, has forked over nearly $170,000 to keep himself looking dreamy on such essentials as manicures, pedicures and waxings.
As you can imagine, Dunford has no problem scoring a date. He says he doesn’t have to pursue them because they all come to him.
However, it’s not all unicorns and rainbows in his world. The poor dear has to deal with the jealousy of others. Why, we can imagine even the macho fellas in One Direction feel intimated by Dunford’s raw magetism.