Hey, men -- you may want to think about relocating to the Midwest.

Eve, an app that tracks women's menstrual cycle and sexual activity -- yes, for real -- has come out with a list of the American cities where women do the nasty the most.

The winner? St. Louis. Yeah, the home of Anheuser-Busch and the Arch. And, apparently, women who really like doing the nasty, although specific figures about how much sex they had for the year, or on a weekly average, for that matter.

The rankings come courtesy of the half a million ladies who reported data on their sex lives, which sounds about as foolproof  as, say all those polls that all but guaranteed Hillary Clinton would easily beat Donald Trump. That is, you may want to take this information with more than just a grain of salt.

Cities Where Women Had the Most Sex in 2016

  1. St. Louis
  2. Las Vegas
  3. Detroit
  4. Portland, Ore.
  5. Salt Lake City
  6. New York City
  7. Dallas
  8. Orlando
  9. Wilmington, Del.
  10. Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
  11. Boston
  12. Denver
  13. Charlotte
  14. Brooklyn
  15. Miami
  16. Phoenix
  17. San Antonio
  18. Los Angeles
  19. Houston
  20. Hollywood, Fla.
  21. Minneapolis
  22. Seattle
  23. Columbus, Ohio
  24. Atlanta
  25. Kansas City

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