Who Really Is Batman?
You must understand how difficult this is for me. Being the broadcast man that I am and having the biggest scoop of a lifetime.
I mean this scoop is so big, it could make me broadcaster of the year. And I can’t give the story. I must remain silent.
It’s killing me. I don’t sleep at night, I’m having trouble breathing and i feel dizzy.
It’s all because I know who Batman really is. I know who’s behind that mask.
But I don’t dare tell anyone. I took an oath with the crusader to never reveal his identity.
As you can see, he’s in his house. I can’t tell you where that is either. You may as well call me Alfred seeing how I live there with him.
The photo was taken by the real Batwoman. I can’t tell you that either. Because all this is secret, I will end the story.