I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that this guy is not Navy material. Watch as this guys kayak begins to sink in a seemingly shallow pond. Just a liiiiitle overdramatic?

He calls for help from his dryer friend, Sarah, but she's laughing too hard to really offer assistance. We're just glad she filmed the debacle.

Perhaps just a little overdramatic, Max. By the way, we're glad you're okay.