Snow Cone Joe Versus Mr Ding-A-Ling
This may be one of the funniest stories you'll hear all week.
Things recently got a bit out of hand for two rival ice cream truck operators in upstate New York.
Given the fact route is everything, the two were fighting over "territory."
One thing led to another and before they knew it - tempers flared.
ABC News has more on the unusual fued.