Save Time and Express Yourself With This Generic Facebook Post

Here is a Facebook post we can use to quickly express our opinions about social or political issues, or passive aggressively argue with dad, without spending lots of time thinking.
Just copy and paste the post into your status update and go on with your day. You will feel like you did something but not be burdened with the responsibly of actually doing something. Here it is:

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If only (GROUP YOU BLAME FOR YOUR PERSONALITY ISSUES) would (SIMPLISTIC YET UNREALISTIC ACTION SAID GROUP SHOULD TAKE), then this (CHOOSE ONE: WORLD/COUNTRY/ TOWN) would be better and all our problems would go away. If only.

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