Hilarious Craigslist Appeal for Ride to Taco Bell
Remember the days before the internet and cell phones when a buzz and a craving for fast food meant you were walking or calling a friend at home and hoping for the best? Not anymore!
In the days of social media like Twitter and Facebook, or online ads like Craigslist, just about anything is possible as evidenced by the guy who got snowed in in Baltimore and decided he was a little too buzzed to drive so he posted a hilarious ad on Craigslist in hopes someone would help a brother out:
Guys it’s snowing like a bitch outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can’t possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you’re not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I’ll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I’d probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.
In case you’re wondering, no one took him up on his offer, but the post went viral, making its way to the front page on Reddit where he let people know that after sobering up a bit, he was able to drive himself to Taco Bell and was currently nursing his ‘taco baby’.