Do You Work with This Person/Are You This Person at Work?

We can choose our jobs, but unfortunately we can't choose everyone we share our jobs with.  Do you fit into any of these categories or work with anyone who does?

The "Humble Bragger": Their arrogance is cloaked in a wet self loathing robe. "I really wish I would stop winning all these awards, all the attention is exhausting."

The "One Upper": No matter what your story is, this person has done it bigger and better. It doesn't matter how bad you've had it because they've had it way way way wayyy worse. The one upper at work is the last person anyone wants to share a personal story with, unless your in the mood to be outdone.

The "Pretend Worker": This person spends eighty percent of the day talking about how much work they do and the other twenty percent actually working.

The "Viva La Revolution Employee": The conspiracy theories flow heavily from this person who is constantly trying to rally others to get those in higher up places fired.

The "End Times/Doomsday Employee": This person is constantly spouting their personal paranoia about who could possibly be "next"!   This employees day is filled with figuring out when will the mass firings will begin.

The "How did this person in charge get put in charge in charge person": It appears everyone knows it but them and possibly the person who put them in charge.  How this person got put in charge is anyone's guess and everyone's frustration.

The "I spend the majority of my day categorizing co-workers worker": Pretty much self explanatory.