Emerald Catron

Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron

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Cop Caught Pepper Spraying Terrifying Baby Squirrel

By Emerald Catron July 2, 2013

Sure, baby squirrels are a little weird looking, but so's our cousin Jon, and we don't go around pepper spraying him anytime he approaches a bunch of middle schoolers. (Wait, that sounds weird. You get what we mean....)

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Category: Articles, Lifestyle, News

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15 Funny Athlete Faces From Wimbledon

By Emerald Catron July 1, 2013

It turns out when you're trying to be a champion, you don't always have time to try to look cool. Sometimes you just have to do what it takes and hope that later the awesomeness of being champion will erase any embarrassing moments from memory.

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Category: Lists, Photos, Sports

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Alec Baldwin Had Epic Twitter Meltdown, Deleted Account

By Emerald Catron June 28, 2013

Alec is angry...really angry...again.

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Category: Entertainment, Photos

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Presenting ‘Cat March,’ the Happiest Video on the Internet

By Emerald Catron June 27, 2013

You need to watch this. If you're having a good day, it will fit right in. If you're having a bad day, it will certainly cheer you up.

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Category: Articles, Funny, Lifestyle

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Meet Wendy Davis, Filibusterer Extraordinaire and Internet Hero

By Emerald Catron June 26, 2013

They were having fun in the Texas legislature Tuesday. Well, not really fun but...check this out.

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18 Pictures of Baby Moose, Just Because

By Emerald Catron June 26, 2013

We all love cute baby pictures, right?

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A GIF Guide to Surviving a Summer Heat Wave

By Emerald Catron June 24, 2013

Hey, did you notice it's hot outside? Like, pretty freaking hot. Maybe you can't afford the luxury of air conditioning. Maybe it doesn't matter because you still have to go outside. Don't panic (and certainly don't run). Here's a GIF guide to surviving a summer heat wave.

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Twitter Reacts to Baby North West

By Emerald Catron June 21, 2013

If you've been dying to find out what Kim Kardashian and Kanye's baby's name is, well, you can finally settle up all your office bets. Kimye went with North. That's right, their little girl's name is North We

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Category: Entertainment Tags: Kim Kardashian

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Watch Stephen Colbert’s Moving Tribute to His Mother

By Emerald Catron June 20, 2013

The funny Stephen Colbert paid a heart-felt tribute to his Mom who passed away last week. Take a look.

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Category: Articles, Entertainment

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Feminist Taylor Swift Is Everything You Want It to Be

By Emerald Catron June 19, 2013

Do you secretly love Taylor Swift, but keep your love hidden because liking her lyrics makes you deeply, deeply ashamed? Twitter profile Feminist Taylor Swift is just the thing for you. They just take a Taylor Swift lyric and tack a feminist button onto it.

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Category: Country Music News, Lists Tags: Taylor Swift

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