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Check out the Lost Photos Hitler Didn’t Want You to See
These are the pictures Adolf Hitler didn't want you to see.
News Reporter’s Bear Attack Piece Is Completely Ridiculous
You might watch this whole video wondering out loud if it is, in fact, real, or if the internet is playing a joke on you. That is how ridiculous this "what to do if you encounter a bear" news segment is.
Watch Carly Rae Jepsen Throw the Worst Opening Pitch Maybe Ever
We're not quite sure how this happens. This opening pitch thrown by 'Call Me Maybe' singer Carly Rae Jepsen at the Tampa Rays game on Sunday is a colossal failure.
Paula Deen Is Now a Comic Book Villain, er, Hero We Guess?
Here's the next 'thing' in the continuing saga of Paula Deen.
Fox News Anchor Makes Baby Cry
Watch this toddler make basket after basket on national TV...then watch the host bop him in the face with the ball. Ouch!
Zach Braff Uses KickStarter for a Sweet Marriage Proposal
Regardless of your stance on the Zach Braff Kickstarter debacle, you can't say nothing good came of it. Sure, it may have sent douche chills up your spine to see a millionaire asking for money so he could make exactly the movie he wanted to make, but at the same time, thanks to his awesome Kick…
Juster Bieber Urinated in Mop Bucket, Like a Classy Gentleman Would
If the pants hadn't already sealed the deal, we can officially confirm it: Justin Bieber is the WORST. Here he is peeing in a mop bucket at a nightclub on his way out because he couldn't be bothered to make a brief restroom detour.
Watch a 10-Year-Old Beat an International Chess Master
He's 10 years old and playing an International Chess Master. Guess who wins.
Insane GIFs From the 2013 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
Yesterday was the 97th annual Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest, held on the Fourth of July in Coney Island. Joey Chestnut managed to not only win the championship title for the seventh straight year, he also set a new world record by eating 69 hot dogs in…
Kids Attempt Hot Dog Eating Contest in Cute Video
Watch the younger generation jump in on a hot dog eating contest. Get the napkins!